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Cree P. Speedoguy
Cree
Profile
Alias Creepo
Status NO
Color Black???
Gender Male
Traits
Race Grimm, he's got to be a Grimm.
Complexion Caucasian
Hair Black
Eyes I ain't making eye contact with that dude!
Semblance Scaring the $#!% out of people
Weight Definitely overweight
Professional Status
Social Rank NO
Affiliation NO
Team NO
Partner NO
Additional Info
Likes I do NOT want to know...
Special Skills Being an all-around creepy guy
Weaknesses Exercise? People who can run?
Battle Theme

Heyayayay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyguBEc2dw4

Appearance[]

Cree appears to be an overweight, balding caucasian male with long black, curly hair. He prefers to wear only a black pair of swim briefs and not much else. I would not be surprised in the slightest if this guy has been arrested for public indecency multiple times.

Eliminator Profile[]

NOTICE: This file is meant to be accessed only by Flagg Personnel and potential clients. ANY OTHER ACCESS IS FORBIDDEN.

Mr. Speedoguy, we of the Flagg institute are deeply sorry to inform you that our instructors do not believe you are fit to become an eliminator. Eliminators are expected to offer a wide array of skills for our clients and while we can theorize there may be some need for "sick air-guitar skills" and your impressive collection of firearms shows promise, we unfortunately cannot offer you acceptance as you were unable to pass the physical aptitude examination. Also, we are a hunter academy, not a recording studio so a copy of your mixtape was not necessary, although one of our instructors did show a liking to your experimental, avant-garde musical style. Seriously, 40 minutes of some dude banging pots and pans together while occasionally screaming into the mic is NOT music!

We would also like to specify that gameplay footage of your "mad 420 no-scope skeelz" in Atlas: Call of Honor 4 do not qualify as proof of your combat prowess. Seriously, Jimbob had a seizure watching that poorly-edited, dubstep-laced garbage! What are you, 12!?

Also, if one wishes to submit letters of recommendation, former combat instructors, employers, or trusted mentors in general are generally trusted more than your "army of sex slaves" and your [REDACTED] by the majority of mainstream academies.

We greatly appreciate your interest in Flagg and wish you luck in your life endeavors, wherever you may go.

Weapons and Equipment[]

According to the image included in Cree's application to Flagg Institute (according to him, the same application was also submitted to Beacon Academy as well) Cree appears to be armed with a vast selection of various handguns and a pair of electric guitars. He is also equipped with several packages of cigarettes for recreational use.

Semblance[]

Cree's actual Semblance is unknown; this is a theory presented by the admissions receptionist.

Scaring the $#!% out of People: Cree's very presence has the ability to make virtually everyone and everything around him extremely socially uncomfortable. In addition to making everyone in my office dry-heave when I believe he offered me his number, Dr. [REDACTED] claims the captured Ursai also started dry-heaving as Cree walked by its containment unit.

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